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Konata Strikes Your Soul With Fear
Konata, that nerdy kid
Biographical Information
Nationality

This super otaku is from the Fire Nation. Sucks to be them.

Age

15-17

Physical Description
Gender

Not known... nerd, I guess.

Height

Like, totally short and stuff.

Hair color

Crazy fire-like blue!

Eye color

Try looking at the picture

Personal Information
Allies

Nerds

Enemies

Nerd haters like Homer Simpson, Those Sexist Bastards

Weapon of choice

Some super awesome blue THE BADASS ELEMENTBBending!

Fighting style(s)

SUPER-PWN-YOU BLUE BADASS-ELEMENT BENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!! You best fear for your life!!

Chronological and Political Information
Profession

Nerd

Position

What do You think it is.

Affiliation

The Group of N.E.R.D., Bandai

Konata YES!

Fire Lord Izumi is ripe in epic-ness

Konata Sleepy

Konata's life was boring before becoming Fire Lord

Konata Gamer

This is what Fire Lord Konata does in the palace 24 hours a day

Konata Izumi AKA The Legendary Girl A AKA Mewtwo's Assassin was a Fire Lord of the Fire Nation and she was also a chick. Damn. She was able to successfully gain this position by assassinating current Fire Lord Mewtwo with a little BADASS ELEMENTbending and some dark and ghost-type attacks sush as:BITE, CRUNCH, SHADOW BALL, and SHADOW FORCE. They were all super-effective! She then proceeded to dump Mewtwo's body in the Distortion Word never to be seen again because Giratina ate it. During her reign, she created an era of nerdy-ness and Otaku-ism which greatly disturbed the citizens of the Fire Nation. The title of princess was given to Haruhi Suzmiya and the title of prince was given to Latios. She held comiket the Fire Nation palace every year. Some time during her reign was when the Fire Nation created Anime and the Internet.

Changes in lawEdit

Konata made it required by Fire Nation law that people had to watch Anime every day. Nobody argued with law since Naruto and Yu-gi-oh were banned in the Fire Nation, also banned was that weird Transformers show about the girls kissing the robots.

Military ChangesEdit

She gained ultimate worship when she replaced all the n00bs in the Fire Nation military with powerful anime, manga, video game characters and legendary Pokemon.

HistoryEdit

The Gaming EraEdit

The citizens of the Fire Nation started to get addicted to Online Gaming until every single person in the Fire Nation was online for 16 hours. The Fire Nation education system was epicly failing during this era of extreme gaming. Some people even forgot to spell laugh and just write lol instead. The people were nearly restless in the gaming era. Any time that wasn't spent gaming was spent sleeping.

thumb|300px|left|This video shows some of the events of the Gaming Era.



The Air Hippie InvasionEdit

Her military invaded the Air Hippie temples and influenced Otaku-ism on them. Even when she felt, the Air Hippies chose to stay in extreme nerdy-ness because they mistook it for "AWWWWESOMMMME-NESSSSSSS" because they were high. She still pities them to this day.


Minor InvasionsEdit

Her army once invaded a game store and stole all the limited edition items in stock.

"All your game are belong to us!"
―Konata talking to the store clerk.

The video game store closed, never to be reopened. Sad but funny!

She also invaded a comic store and stole well, EVERYTHING!


"All your manga are belong to us!"
―Konata talking to the store clerk.

This raid left the comic store epicly Pwned.


Almost AssassinatedEdit

This Fire Lord was almost assassinated but saved herself by Burning her would be assassin's face off!!!

Rescue of The Sata Andagi MassacreEdit

She once saved her nation from Earth Queen Ayumu Kasuga by threatening to burn her face off.

DethroningEdit

One day, a secret agent showed up in the middle of the night and bagged Konata in her sleep and tossed her in the Earth Kingdom. When she woke up she was shocked to find herself in Omashu

"WTF HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????"
―Konata after waking up in the Earth Kingdom.

She is currently working in a Cosplay Cafe in the Earth Kingdom. She works there so nobody recognizes her. And sadly, typical Earth Kingdom people are to rock-headed to see that it's her with her costume on.

PersonalityEdit

She's a freakin' nerd!!! She is also very horny and likes to download Water Tribe porn all the time.
Konata Horny

This is what happens when the Fire Lord gets really really REALLY horny

AbilitiesEdit

Weren't You reding the article!!?? I guess not... Well, here's the list.

  • Blue Firebending.
  • Super BITing and CRUNCHing abilities
  • The power to SHADOW FORCE and noob who gets in her way.
  • The ability to Burn your face off in 0.4563736 seconds.
  • She can call out any legendary Pokemon at her will with telepathy.(That's super, cause she's AWESOME)
  • The power to clean out any game or comic store in 20.124 seconds.
  • Epic online gaming powers.


TriviaEdit

  • Konata Izumi was the first Fire Lord to use blue Firebending. Don't believe Mike and Bryan when they say it's Azula.
  • Konata often refers to "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" during a raid.
  • Konata Izumi loved enough by her people that nobody dared to call her the F**er Lord.
  • Konata has the sharpest memory of all the Fire Lords.
  • Fire Lord Izumi was the first Fire Lord to have blue BADASS ELEMENT in her throne room. But Fire Nation history, Avatar Wiki, Avatar Fanon Wiki, and Nickelodeon would like to say otherwise and claim that it was Azula because they're n00bs.
  • Due to her Pokemon fandom she refers to the the four nations as the Ruby(Fire) Nation, the Sapphire(Water) Tribe, the Emerald(Earth) Kingdom, and the Crystal(Air) Nomads.
  • Mike and Bryan tremble at her gaming awesome zkillz

See AlsoEdit

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