- Iroh: "Hello, ladies..."
- the ladies: "Hello, Grandmaster Iroh"
- Iroh: "Alright, my bedroom...who's first?"
- — We believe that no explanation is required.
Iroh AKA The Grand Pimpmaster is the most badass and pimpest dude in the Avatar world. Iroh is a THE BADASS ELEMENTbending master and is the current Grand Pimpmaster of the
Order of Pimps Order of the White Lotus. Iroh used to serve in the Fire Nation army, but he eventually came to realize that he was way too badass for the Fire Nation army and he left their sorry asses. Iroh now spends his days following his whiny emo nephew, Zuko, around, teaching students at the Pimp Academy, and trying to get females to take a ride on him.