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"Welcome to Ba Sing Se, home to the finest strip clubs in the Avatarverse"
―A Ba Sing Se greeter
"Fuck this wall! All I want to do is see the sights and pick up a Ba Sing Se shot glass for my kids, but NO, they have to discriminate against the Fire Nation. Come on, I'm not going to stir up some shit!"
―A Fire Nation soldier pissed off that he can't check out Ba Sing Se
"I AM GONNA BUST YA DAMN WALL DOWN!"
―Fire Lord Ozai saying he is going to bust through the great wall of Ba Sing Se
"It's Ba Sing Se, not Ba Sing Sei, dumbfuck"
―A knowledgeable Avatar fan correcting an ignorant one
"I run this place, bitch!"
Long Feng
Basingseskyline
Ba Sing Se, bitch!
Physical Information
Location

Look at a freakin' map dude!

Government
Position

Huge-ass city and cultural center of the Avatarverse

Form of Government

Communism...

Currency

Monies

Ruler

Ozai, this idiot


Beijing Ba Sing Se, aka Bull Shit Shit, NOT Ba Sing Sei and they don't call it Na Sing Se, meaning penetrable city, is the very gigantic capital of the Earth Kingdom with a population of around 8000 cajillion peoples or is it 8 million peoples? Whatever, they have a crapload of people and illegal immigrants living in the city. It is a global city and the location of the Microsoft Corporation (unfortunately for them). Ba Sing Se is easily the largest and most interesting city of the Avatarverse and has just about every thing you could wish for; casinos, fancy hotels, strip clubs, cybercafes, Starbucks, gay bars. They also have a bunch of gift shops that sell the legendary merchandise of Ba Sing Se such as the classic "I heart BSS" shirt and the Ba Sing Se coffee mug. Everybody wants to go Ba Sing Se, whether for vacation or to escape the War or for the legalized gambling. Unfortunately for the Fire Nation, the Tourism Agency of Ba Sing Se (TABSS) has banned all Fire Nation citizens from visiting the city, which has greatly pissed off the Fire Nation. Needless to say, this has caused them to increase their efforts to take over the city and burn it to the ground, kinda counterproductive when you think about it. Finding FN soldiers doing drugs and jerking off outside the Outer Wall is a common sight for tourists and refugees entering the city.

Ba Sing Se is famously known for its two large walls, which protects the city from invasion and AIDS (or so they think). Behind the Outer Wall, is the farmlands where all the slaves work to gather food so the people in the city won't starve to death. The Inner Wall encloses the screwed up grand city itself. Ba Sing Se also has the only and BEST mass transit system in the Avatarverse called the Ba Sing Se Metro. Rockstar has future plans to release a Grand Theft Auto game based within the city called GTA: Ba Sing Se Stories.

History[]

The city has a long, long, looooong history. Also no Earth King has ever visited the Outer Wall or something. That's it.

Government[]

The city is ruled by an idiot monarch, corrupt officials, useless generals, and a secret police. Formerly Long Feng ran shit around the city, but our favorite teenagers PWN3D him so someone even more incompetent could rule in his place.

Culture[]

The city features cheap knock-off brands that are designed to look and feel exactly like their superior Fire Nation counterparts. Examples would be Microsoft as an answer to Apple, which was founded in the Fire Nation. Communists like Long Feng and Longer Feng have banned the traditional arts and only propaganda art is allowed.

It is also noted that it is one of the more cultured places of the world, before and after the communist takeover.

Layout[]

Ba Sing Se is divided up into many districts and zones to keep the poor peoples away from the rich peoples.

Outer Wall[]

Wallbreach

South Ba Sing Se attacked by an Earthbender Titan.

Da Outer Wall, as the name implies, is the most outer wall of Ba Sing Se. The walls are one hundred meters tall, which are tall enough to protect the city against the Fire Nation and the Titans, although they're useless against Earthbending Titans. It is the cities thickest and most badass line of defense. Also note that it is the largest structure built by mankind... a great affront to the Fire Nation's masculinity. It was built with the help of slave labor and those who died building it, had their corpses stuffed into the wall; an efficient and cheaper way to get it constructed. It is also noted that Titans are inside the way, but this claim has been denied by the Dai Li. As a way to deter the Fire Nation, the Dai Li put out propaganda that the walls are armed with laser cannons. Of course they aren't, the dirt people of the Earth Kingdom ain't got da money for dat shit.

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The Wall in Northen Ba Sing Se.

When the wall is under attack, both rocks and soldiers are tossed over the wall as a defense against intruders. Despite all these wonderful defensive measures, the walls has been breach six times.

Wallrape

The Outerwall getting raped by the Fire Nation for the second time.

Once by the not-yet-Pimp Master General Iroh. Second by an Earthbender Titan. Third was an Earthbending soldier named Pu-On Hak who penetrated the wall with his dick after he lost a bet with Long Feng. The fourth time was a massive drill that looked like a large dildo built by the Fire Nation in order to rape Ba Sing Se, but that one failed as Aang and Team Avatar broke the large Dildo by hitting it's g-spots.

The fifth time was when the Dai Li back stabbed their leader: Long Feng and tore down the wall for the heck of it.

The sixth and final time was when the White Lotus attacked it, just because they were bored and had nothing else to do.

Farmlands[]

This is where all the slaves of Ba Sing Se live. They spend their days farming the fields and gathering food so the people living in the city itself won't starve to death. Their lives suck, though a Human Rights organization was made to gain more rights for them... too bad nobody gives a crap.

Inner Wall[]

Wall houses

Some houses built on the wall by people with suicidal issues. Don't judge them.

Da Inner Wall is another massively biggest wall that protects Ba Sing Se. These walls separate the poor peoples from the farming slaves in da fields. The Inner walls fell after some Dai Li agents tore it down to let the Fire Nation in for a massive rave, resulting in an AIDS outbreak. Good times, gooood times...

Ba Sing Se did see a bit of a decline when it was under Fire Nation management.

Lower Ring/The Hood[]

Basingsegang

A typical Lower Ring gang

The Lower Ring is da hood of Ba Sing Se. It's where all the worthless poor people live since they're too dirty and inferior to be living with the rich people. Due to the horrible conditions of the Lower Ring, a strong gangster culture has formed. The place is overran by gangs and gang violence is really fucking high here, with inhabitants often being greeted with a friendly drive by when stepping outside their house in the morning. The birth of Hip Hop also occurred here. If you're looking for drugs and to lose your virginity, this is the perfect place. Police corruption is a defining cultural trait of this ring.

Middle Ring[]

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Housing of the Middle Ring.

The Middle Ring is where the middle class populace of Ba Sing Se lives. The people of the middle ring are fortunate enough to have the pleasures of a vast assortment of shops and entertainment venues. Also Ba Sing Se University (BSSU) is located here. Go Badgermoles!

Upper Ring[]

Basingsemansion

One of the many mansions in the Upper Ring.

Upper Ring is home to da richies and important people of Ba Sing Se. Many fancy neighborhoods, such as Ba Sing Se Heights, dot this place and the richies take pride in knowing that the walls keep out the smelly poor people. The rich people here love driving around in their fancy BMWs and Honda Civics to show off their richyness. BTW, did you know they're rich???

The best shops and restaurants are located here and crime is very low.

Locations[]

Royal Palace []

Palace grounds[]

Fighting Cliffs[]

Ba Sing Se University[]

Council's War Room[]

Crystal Catacombs of Old Ba Sing Se[]

Club Lake Laogai[]

Firelight Fountain []

Fancy Lady Day Spa[]

Ba Sing Se Zoo []

Middle Ring restaurant[]

Pao Family Tea House[]

The Jasmine Dragon[]

Iroh and Zuko's apartment[]

Team Avatar's Upper Ring house[]

Ba Sing Se Monorail[]

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