- "Hey man, pass me another joint."
- ―An Air Nomad proverb
- "Hehehe...it has six legs...the flying dildo...flies...I love you..."
- ―A stoned Air Nomad
- "Get a job you fucking hippie!"
- ―A Fire Nation soldier before he brutally murders an Air Nomad
- "Well, if there is one good thing the Fire Nation has done these last hundred years, its killing those fucking hippies off."
- ―A random dude
A hundred years ago, the Air Hippies were thriving and living and getting stoned and being hated by every sensible person in the world. One day, the Fire Nation got bored and they decided to take over the world since they could bend freakin' fire and fire is freakin' awesome and owns every other element. So the Fire Nation waited till the great comet came so they could use it to give their THE BADASS ELMENTbending army a serious level up (just ignore the fact that a comet is made of ice and rock). With the comet, the Fire Nation army entered an UBER 1337NESS stage and they set off to take over the world. Before they could do such a thing though, they had to kill the Avatar who was currently residing in the one of the Air Hippie temples/grow houses. The Fire Nation headed over to one of the Air Hippie temples and since the Air Hippies were a bunch of stoned peaceful morons, they just let the Fire Nation come right on in. After the Fire Nation military got in, they demanded the Air Hippies to tell them where the Avatar is. One of the hippies informed the Fire Nation that the Avatar ran away a few hours earlier and they just missed him. The Fire Nation then thanked the hippies for the information and were about to leave when they realized they could take this time to fucking rid of the world of these annoying ass hippies once and for all. So yeah, the Fire Nation proceeded to kill off all of the Air Hippies in a genocide and everyone was happy.